 | A WIDE-BRIMMED HAT,ONE PAIR OF TIGHT
PANTS AND $20.00 BOOTS FROM A DISCOUNT HOUSE |
 | AT LEAST TWO HEAD OD
LIVESTOCK.PREFERABLY CATTLE-ONE MALE ,ONE FEMALE |
 | A NEW AIR CONDITIONED PICKUP WITH AUTO
TRANSMISSION,POWER STEERING ,TRAILER HITCH |
 | A GUN RACK FOR THE REAR WINDOW OF THE
PICKUP,BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD A WALKING STICK &ROPE |
 | TWO DOGS TO RIDE IN THE BED OF THE
PICKUP TRUCK |
 | A $40.00 HORSE AND $300.00
SADDLE |
 | A GOOSENECK TRAILER,SMALL ENOUGH TO
PARK IN FRONT OF THE CAFE |
 | A LITTLE PLACE TO KEEP THE COWS,ON
LAND TOO POOR TO GROW CROPS |
 | A SPOOL OF BARBED WIRE,THREE CEDAR
POSTS AND A BALE OF PRAIRIE HAY TO HAUL AROUND IN THE TRUCK ALL DAY |
 | CREDIT AT THE BANK |
 | CREDIT AT THE FEED STORE |
 | CREDIT FROM YOUR FATHER IN-LAW |
 | A GOOD NEIGHBOR TO FEED THE DOGS AND
CATTLE WHEN EVER THE OWNER IS OUT IN COLORADO FISHING OR HUNTING |
 | A PAIR OF SILVER SPURS TO WEAR TO THE
BARBECUES |
 | A RUBBER CUSHION TO SIT ON FOR FOUR
HOURS at THE AUCTION RING EVERY THURSDAY |
 | A SECOND-HAND CAR FOR GOING OUT TO
FEED THE COWS WHEN YOUR SON IN LAW BORROWS THE PICKUP |
 | A GOOD POCKET KNIFE,SUITABLE FOR
WHITTLING TO PASS AWAY THE TIME AT THE AUCTION RING |
 | A GOOD WIFE WHO WON'T GET UPSET WHEN
YOU COME IN AT 11 PM SAYING I'VE BEEN FIXING THE FENCE |
 | A GOOD WIFE WITH A GOOD FULL-TIME JOB
AT THE COURTHOUSE |